Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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