Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
from now on my penis is your penis
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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