Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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