So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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