apparently the secret to your success is patron
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
there is puke in my bra ... again
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
the raccoons are back...
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