I accidentally burped into my bong.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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