i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
