Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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