Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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