Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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