I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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