Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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