did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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