this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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