Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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