Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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