Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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