I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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