Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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