awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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