If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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