i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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