doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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