Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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