Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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