people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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