Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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