I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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