Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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