I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
So. Much. Porn.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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