your thong is hanging out like whoa
how can u be prego again
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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