I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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