Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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