that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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