Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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