PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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