think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
We need to rekindle our bromance
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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