ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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