Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
How does one acquire holy water?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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