farters have to be the big spoon...
he puts the penis in happiness.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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