pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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