Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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