and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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