New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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