I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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