Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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