Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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