I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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