Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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