New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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