I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I need to calm my uterus...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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