Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
So much rum. So many feels.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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