I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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