Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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